Nooooo, not this little fella. Keep reading.
There’s not much to this post, and yet it is perhaps the most important thing I have ever written.
Here is what I know: there is a dog, somewhere (perhaps the Bay Area, California), and that dog is pushing a shopping cart around in a grocery store. The dog appears to be a German Shepherd, and the grocery store appears to be well-stocked.
You may be thinking, “So what? It’s a fluke, the dog just happened to jump up on the cart.” Wrong. Exhibit B:
Saw him too